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Agreement between User and nefariousjobsmain.com Welcome to nefariousjobsmain.com. The nefariousjobsmain.com website (the "Site") is comprised of various web pages operated by Nefarious Jobs. nefariousjobsmain.com is offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein (the "Terms"). Your use of nefariousjobsmain.com constitutes your agreement to all such Terms. Please read these terms carefully, and keep a copy of them for your reference. nefariousjobsmain.com is a Consultation and Services Site. Pranks, amusements, The legal dissemination of information Privacy Your use of nefariousjobsmain.com is subject to Nefarious Jobs's Privacy Policy.

 

Please review our Privacy Policy, which also governs the Site and informs users of our data collection practices. Electronic Communications Visiting nefariousjobsmain.com or sending emails to Nefarious Jobs constitutes electronic communications. You consent to receive electronic communications and you agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically, via email and on the Site, satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing. Additionally, due to the nature of our services, Nefarious Jobs limits client contact to maintain operational security.

 

Nefarious will respond to clients emails when we feel it is appropriate and to give important case information. We limit client contact in order to prevent the possibility of unauthorized information access. Confidentiality All clients are bound to strict confidentiality. They agree to not divulge ANY association with, case information regarding, or information regarding activities, services, or communications with Nefarious Jobs as an entity or related staff members, contractors, or affiliated personnel. Doing so may be regarded (at the discretion of management) as a breach of all contracts and result in immediate closure of account and termination of services.

 

Children Under Thirteen Nefarious Jobs does not knowingly collect, either online or offline, personal information from persons under the age of thirteen. If you are under 18, you may use nefariousjobsmain.com only with permission of a parent or guardian. Links to Third Party Sites/Third Party Services nefariousjobsmain.com may contain links to other websites ("Linked Sites"). The Linked Sites are not under the control of Nefarious Jobs and Nefarious Jobs is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including without limitation any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. Nefarious Jobs is providing these links to you only as a convenience,  Page 1 of 5 the inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Nefarious Jobs of the site or any association with its operators. Certain services made available via nefariousjobsmain.com are delivered by third party sites and organizations. By using any product, service or functionality originating from the nefariousjobsmain.com domain, you hereby acknowledge and consent that Nefarious Jobs may share such information and data with any third party with whom Nefarious Jobs has a contractual relationship to provide the requested product, service or functionality on behalf of nefariousjobsmain.com users and customers.

 

Service Duration All listed timelines for services are approximations. Service durations for packages offered may be extended or shortened at any time with or without notice at the sole discretions of Nefarious Jobs. No Unlawful or Prohibited Use/Intellectual Property You are granted a non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use nefariousjobsmain.com strictly in accordance with these terms of use. As a condition of your use of the Site, you warrant to Nefarious Jobs that you will not use the Site for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these Terms.

 

You may not use the Site in any manner which could damage, disable, overburden, or impair the Site or interfere with any other party's use and enjoyment of the Site. You may not obtain or attempt to obtain any materials or information through any means not intentionally made available or provided for through the Site. All content included as part of the Service, such as text, graphics, logos, images, as well as the compilation thereof, and any software used on the Site, is the property of Nefarious Jobs or its suppliers and protected by copyright and other laws that protect intellectual property and proprietary rights.

 

You agree to observe and abide by all copyright and other proprietary notices, legends or other restrictions contained in any such content and will not make any changes thereto. You will not modify, publish, transmit, reverse engineer, participate in the transfer or sale, create derivative works, or in any way exploit any of the content, in whole or in part, found on the Site. Nefarious Jobs content is not for resale. Your use of the Site does not entitle you to make any unauthorized use of any protected content, and in particular you will not delete or alter any proprietary rights or attribution notices in any content. You will use protected content solely for your personal use, and will make no other use of the content without the express written permission of Nefarious Jobs and the copyright owner. You agree that you do not acquire any ownership rights in any protected content. We do not grant you any licenses, express or implied, to the intellectual property of Nefarious Jobs or our licensors except as expressly authorized by these Terms.

 

International Users The Service is controlled, operated and administered by Nefarious Jobs from our offices within the USA. If you access the Service from a location outside the USA, you are responsible for compliance with all local laws. You agree that you will not use the Nefarious Jobs Content. Page 2 of 5 accessed through nefariousjobsmain.com in any country or in any manner prohibited by any applicable laws, restrictions or regulations. Indemnification You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Nefarious Jobs, its officers, directors, employees, agents and third parties, for any losses, costs, liabilities and expenses (including reasonable attorney's fees) relating to or arising out of your use of or inability to use the Site or services, any user postings made by you, your violation of any terms of this Agreement or your violation of any rights of a third party, or your violation of any applicable laws, rules or regulations. Nefarious Jobs reserves the right, at its own cost, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with Nefarious Jobs in asserting any available defenses.

 

Class Action Waiver Any arbitration under these Terms and Conditions will take place on an individual basis; class arbitrations and class/representative/collective actions are not permitted. THE PARTIES AGREE THAT A PARTY MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN EACH'S INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PUTATIVE CLASS, COLLECTIVE AND/ OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING, SUCH AS IN THE FORM OF A PRIVATE ATTORNEY GENERAL ACTION AGAINST THE OTHER. Further, unless both you and Nefarious Jobs agree otherwise, the arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person's claims, and may not otherwise preside over any form of a representative or class proceeding. Liability Disclaimer THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES INCLUDED IN OR AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SITE MAY INCLUDE INACCURACIES OR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE INFORMATION HEREIN. NEFARIOUS JOBS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THE SITE AT ANY TIME. NEFARIOUS JOBS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY, RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS CONTAINED ON THE SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ALL SUCH INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND. NEFARIOUS JOBS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THIS INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

 

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT . Page 3 of 5 SHALL NEFARIOUS JOBS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE SITE, WITH THE DELAY OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE OR RELATED SERVICES, THE PROVISION OF OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SERVICES, OR FOR ANY INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE, OR OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE SITE, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF NEFARIOUS JOBS OR ANY OF ITS SUPPLIERS HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES. BECAUSE SOME STATES/JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED WITH ANY PORTION OF THE SITE, OR WITH ANY OF THESE TERMS OF USE, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS TO DISCONTINUE USING THE SITE.

 

Termination/Access Restriction Nefarious Jobs reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to the Site and the related services or any portion thereof at any time, without notice. To the maximum extent permitted by law, this agreement is governed by the laws of the State of California and you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of courts in California in all disputes arising out of or relating to the use of the Site. Use of the Site is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of these Terms, including, without limitation, this section. You agree that no joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and Nefarious Jobs as a result of this agreement or use of the Site.

 

Nefarious Jobs's performance of this agreement is subject to existing laws and legal process, and nothing contained in this agreement is in derogation of Nefarious Jobs's right to comply with governmental, court and law enforcement requests or requirements relating to your use of the Site or information provided to or gathered by Nefarious Jobs with respect to such use. If any part of this agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law including, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the agreement shall continue in effect. Unless otherwise specified herein, this agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the user and Nefarious Jobs with respect to the Site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written, between the user and Nefarious Jobs with respect to the Site.

 

A printed version of this agreement and of any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this agreement to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. It is the express wish to the parties that this agreement and all related documents be written in English.  Page 4 of 5

 

All sales are final

All services provided by Nefarious Jobs are contracted to personnel in our pool of professionals and as such are independent contractors. Once accepted those individuals are paid using your payment to fund your operation. Nefarious Jobs accepts no liability for any work or contracts scheduled between the client and contractor and function as only an introductory agent. Any issues regarding services may be brought to us for assistance, however we are not responsible to insure satisfaction of service.

 

No illegal actions or activities are expressed or implied

Nefarious jobs will not conduct or facilitate hacking, philshing, phishing, revenge porn, physical harm, slander or libel, contracted physical harm, defamation, or any other illegal service or action as prohibited by law. Changes to Terms Nefarious Jobs reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to change the Terms under which nefariousjobsmain.com is offered. The most current version of the Terms will supersede all previous versions. Nefarious Jobs encourages you to periodically review the Terms to stay informed of our updates. Contact Us Nefarious Jobs welcomes your questions or comments regarding the Terms: Nefarious Jobs 101 California street San Francisco, California 94111

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